Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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