Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
not ubering you a puppy
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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