On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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