I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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