so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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