Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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