We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
this will be a night to untag.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
wow bdsm is so cute
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