I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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