she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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