We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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