O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
even my farts smell like vagina
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just sucked dick on a ferry
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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