thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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