The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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