He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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