Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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