We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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