i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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