I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I am available for nakedness
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
