Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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