so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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