is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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