You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Everclear isn't food dammit
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