you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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