ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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