i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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