have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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