She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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