I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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