Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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