Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am midnight drunk by noon
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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