I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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