She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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