After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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