i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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