Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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