So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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