the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
