I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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