so that wasnt chicken after all
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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