There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
