i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Is Oprah even human
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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