So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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