We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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