Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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