No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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