the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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