Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Boobs are out for the taking
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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