Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
where are you?
Hypothermia
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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