it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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