Buhtt sex?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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