It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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