is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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