I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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